A little story I wrote which uses a different letter in alphabetic order for the beginning of each sentence.
“Attention, Attention, Attention!”
“Because of the recent leak of the Alphabetic Virus, all non-emergency personally will be quarantined until further notice”
Curtis stared up at the flickering monitor and contemplates what to do now.
“Don’t leave your apartment,” The official transponder added, “help will most certainly arrive shortly.”
Everyone, Curtis thought, would be sitting alone in their individual pressurized compartments, waiting for news.
For while the government had the procedures in place, this drill didn’t fit the standard protocol.
Generally, they would announce that the drill was in fact just that, a drill.
However, this time they did not and Curtis had no other option, but to sit back and enjoy him self.
“I just hate this,” Curtis thought to himself, “because of this stupid drill my whole day is boned.”
Just at the moment when Curtis couldn’t feel any worse for himself, there came a knock from the door.
“Knock, Knock, Knock,” Said the door and the electronically groaned, “y0000u-have-a-visit00000rrr.”
Leaving his self-involved feelings and his chair for the moment, he hurriedly answered the door with great anticipation.
Mikey had always snuck over during the drills so that the two of them could play “wham-bam-your-welcome!” on Curtis’ new Wii360.
Never thinking twice, Curtis threw open the door expecting Mikey to be there smiling ready to get his play/drink on.
Obviously, it was Mikey at that the door, because the person had Mikey’s stupid grin smeared all over their face.
Perhaps, the more accurate description would be that Mikey’s lips, teeth, and gums had been horribly disfigured and seemly spread across his face, due to the ravaging effects of the virus.
Quite possibly, and as a side note, this new look had improved Mikey’s previous appearance.
Rather than spend this moment considering the newly attractive features of his bad weather friend, Curtis yelled like someone was chewing on his hand.
Since, Mikey was doing just that.
The standard symptoms of the infected are rage, anger, insatiable hunger, facial disfiguration, and bloating.
Usually, caused by exposure to high levels of plasma radiation Mikey contracted the virus from forgetting to properly floss after eating Bavarian Nut Root.
Very upset at his friend’s rudeness and surliness, Curtis proceeded to bash Mikey in the head with his Wii360 remote control.
While startled by this new development, Mikey’s cerebral cortex was not currently in tune to process the pain that the Wii360 bashing inflicted.
Xbox-station-3s have a heavy gauge of remote control, which certainly would have helped Curtis with his current predicament.
Yes, an Xbox-station-3 would not only have helped Curtis beat his best friend in his virus-incrusted forehead, but it would have also provided hours upon hours of exciting game play.
Zammmmm (onimonapea) introducing the New Xbox-Station-3, with heavier remotes for improved game/life play.
